A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants put on the cake. Well, he thinks for a while and says: let’s put,
“You are not getting older you are getting better”. The salesman asks “how do you want me to put it?” The man says, Well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and “You are getting better” at the bottom.
The real fun didn’t start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake: "You are not getting older at the top, You are getting better at the bottom..
A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent’s house in Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer. He sent a
telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was written: “Sethji aaj mar gaye !” (Sethji Ajmer gaye)
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