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Dost 1: Tu shaadi karna chahta hai?
Dost 2: Haan
Dost 1: Shaadi ka matlab pata hai?
Dost 2: Haan, pehley nikah hota hai.
Dost 1: Phir?
Dost 2: Phir rukhsati hoti hai.
Dost 1: Phir?
Dost 2: Phir uss ko ghar mein lekey jaatey hain
Dost 1: Phir?
Dost 2: Phir mian biwi kamrey main jaatey hain.
Dost 1: Phir?
Dost 2: Phir nahin pata, uss key baad mujhey kamrein mein nahin jaaney diya.
Doctor: To tum paan, cigarette, tambaacoo wughaira kartey ho?
Patient: Ghabrao mat sahib, sabb lakey aaya hoon.