An old woman was finding it hard to board a Punjab roadways bus with a notoriously high footboard.
She is helped by a fellow passenger to board it.
She says, ‘putt too mainu chakya tainu rab chakke’
Two Jokes
This is a real life joke I encountered while travelling in a bus from New Delhi to Jalandhar many years ago when militancy in Punjab was at its peak.
I boarded a bus at Inter-State Bus Terminus (ISBT) in New Delhi. Few moments later a Bihari labourer kept a big tiffin carrier (4 storey) near my seat and moved towards the front gate saying that he will be soon back but didn't turn up at all. Meanwhile the bus was getting jam packed. After waiting for about one hour I called the conductor, a sardarji, and told him that somebody has kept this tiffin carrier next to my seat and hasn't come back.
Conductor picked up that tiffin carrier and shouted at top of his voice: Oye e lunch ka dabba kiska hai ????
After shouting three-four times when nobody responded he flung it outside the bus.
"apne aap phat jaayega" he murmurred to himself.
About seven hours later when bus reached Jalandhar, Bihari came to me and asked "Bhai saheb hamara khane ka dibba kidhar hai".
I was quite shocked and embarrassed but told him that conductor knows where he has kept his tiffin carrier.
Sardar ji now retorts, "Oye woh to ab tak phat giya hoga, kal ke akhbaar main khabar chhap jaayegi."
Bihari probably didn't understand even one word of punjabi when that conductor was yelling to know who the owner of that unidentified baggage was.
Re: Two Jokes
crazy...
Re: Two Jokes
Crazy kaun ?