Ek admi apney dost sey baat kar raha hota hai:
Dost 1: Yaar, mujhey kuch ziyada sach bolney ki aadat ho gai hai, kya karun?
Dost 2: Woh kaun sa masla hai, siyasat main chaleja!
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Ek sardarji bhaag key ghar key andar atey hain aur boltey hain, “o begum, jaldi aajao, Zalzala aa gaya.”
Sardarni: Acha, uss sey bolo key drawing room mein baithey, main abhi aai.