Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a
cork in his back****.
He says, “How’d you get a cork in your a***s?”
The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a
lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came
oozing out. He said, “I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one wish.”
And I said, “No sh**t.”
" I am empowered to do what makes sense!!!"