Two women go out one weekend without their husbands and get somewhat inebriated. Staggering on their way home, they both desperately need to urinate. The nearest place is a cemetery, so they both duck behind the fence to relieve themselves.
After they finish, the first woman takes off her knickers to wipe herself and then throws them away. The other woman, realizing she is wearing some very expensive knickers, doesn’t want to throw hers away, so she looks around for something else and decides to use the ribbon off a nearby wreath. So now, feeling a lot better, they carry on with their stagger home. The following morning, the two husbands talk to each other on the phone.
One comments, “I think we need to start keeping a closer eye on our wives you know. I reckon they’re up to no good. My wife came home last night without any knickers on!”
The other one replied, "Tell me about it! If you think that’s bad, my wife came home with a card stuck to her fanny that read: 'All the members at the Country Fire Brigade will never forget you
