Capitalism : You have two cows. You sell one and buy a
bull.
Socialism : You have two cows. You gift one to your
neighbour.Communism : You have two cows. The government takes
both and gives you
milk.Fascism : You have two cows. The government takes both
and sells you
milk.Nazism : You have two cows. They take both and shoot
you.Terrorism : You have two cows. They drive away both
and kill you.Trade Unionism : You have two cows. They take one,
milk the other and
throw
the
milk away.MORAL : Dont have anything to do with cows. They only
bring you
trouble.Now the same excellent principle is extended to…
Indian PoliticsAdvani-ism : You have two cows. You dont milk them;
worship them.Anna-ism : You have two cows. You donate one to MGR
and the other to
Karunanidhi.Chandra Babuism : You have two cows in Vijayawada. You
hook them to
internet
and milk them from Hyderabad.Fernandes-ism : You have two cows. You keep them in
your house and
sleep
outside.Gandhism : You have two cows. But you drink goat’s
milk.Indiraism : You have two bulls. You adamantly consider
them as cows.Jayalalithaism : You have two cows. You teach them to
cry, “Ammaaa…”
and
fall
at your feet.Karunanidhi-ism : You have two cows. You give one to
your son and the
other
to
your nephew.Lalooism : You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore
worth of cattlefeed
for
them.Mamataism : You have two cows. You dont milk them but
blame CPM.Morarji-ism : You have two cows. You drink not their
milk but only
their
urine.Rajivism : You have two cows. You paint them both to
get colourful
milk.Rajnikant-ism : You have two cows. You throw them into
air and catch
their
milk
in your mouth.Rajneesh-ism : You have two cows. You engage 15-20
girls to look after
them
and
house them in an ashram.Sanjay Gandhi-ism : Others have bulls. Sterilize them
by force.Sasikala-ism : You have two cows. You buy one house in
Chennai and
another
in
Hyderabad to house them.Thakrey-ism : You have two cows. You feed them only
saffron flowers.Vajpayeeism :You have two cows. You distribute the
milk among your
partners
and
eat cattlefeed.Veerappanism : You have two cows. You take over a
reserved forest to
feed
them.and to Cricket…
Azharism : You have only one cow. You take money from
bookies to
maintain
it.and to International Politics…
Bush-ism : You have as many cows as you like. You
preach to others not
to
have
any.Clintonism : You have two cows. But you milk your
neighbours’ cows.Musharrafism : Nawaz Sharif has two cows. Take over
them.Osamaism : You have two cows. You convert them into
biological weapons.Talibanism : You have two cows. You put them in
purdah.UN-ism : You have two cows. You dont milk them; you
only lecture to
them.
Scorpion King