TV nashriyaat aur First Aid!!

PICHLAY DINON NASHERYATI RAABTEY MEIN FUNNI KHARABI KI WAJA SEY TV KAY DO CHANNEL YEKSAAN (AIK SAATH) KAAM KERNEY LAGAY. AB MERAY SAAMNE SCREEN PER KYA HO RAHA THA, WOH MEIN LIKH RAHI HON…

Nazreen! Tu mein keh raha tha kay jeb kisi ko chot lagay tu iss moqat per PAMPERS istemaal kerein kyunkay issey bacha saari raat khusk rehta ha. Ager chot zyada gehri (deep) ho tu gas walon ko phone ker kay gas ka connection ketwa dein aur ager khoon (blood) rukne ka naam na lay tu SURF EXCEL hai na!

nazreen! Dushman chahta hai kay aap ko zyada se zyada nuqsaan puhchaya jaye tu woh keeray maar adviyaat (pesticide sprays) ka istemaal kerein ge..Iss moqay per ghabrana nahi, balkay tapal danedaar chaye bana ker paish kerien, phir EMERGENCY number dial kerein aur tamaam dawayan (medicines) bachon ki puhunch (reach) se dur rakhein..

Nazreen ager dushman sar per aa puhnchay tu dard ka hal do goli disprin istemaal kerein phir aap deekhay ke koi shaks (person) zameen per laita karah (pain ki waja se haye haye) rah ho tu ding dong bubble se bubble banaye aur aik pepsi yaar, yeh dil maangey aur. Zakhmi ki taang toot chuki hai tu (ARY) gold 10 gram sonay kay zeewaraat aapkay.. Khoon beh ker jum jaye tu Rooh Afza se iftaar kerein…yehi aapko taazgi day ga…

Nazreen tibi imdaad kay lecture ka waqt khatum hogaya hai, dosray illaqoon kay rehnay waley apni muqami waqt per namaaz ada kerein. agley haftey phir haazir hogein. yeh hai wheel ka chaker. Allah Hafiz

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