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Prof. Bihari ( Does not know English) See how & what he speaks…
Inside the Class :
- Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere
come in. - Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force
come in. - Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger
half. - Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed
away in the corridor - You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the
class .. - Both of u three, get out of the class.
- Close the doors of the windows please .. I have
winter in my nose today… - Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of
Silver… - Take 5 cm wire of any length…
About his family :
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- I have two daughters. Both of them are girls…(?)
- My long sister was boiling in water so I send her
to hospital.
At the ground :
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- All of you, stand in a straight circle.
- There is no wind in the balloon.
To a boy, angrily :
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- I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
Giving a punishment :
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- You, rotate the ground four times…
- You, go and under-stand the tree…
- You three of you, stand together separately.
- Why are you late - say YES or NO …(?)
Sir at his best :
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By
chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the
theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the
next day at school… ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday
I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
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