Turkey: 1500 sheep jump off cliff. 450 die, rest bounce off dead bodies

Conspiracy Theory #15324. The CIA clearly brainwashed these sheep into thinking they were lemmings in order to impoverish a Muslim village :mad: :2guns:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-5128254,00.html

ISTANBUL, Turkey (AP) - First one sheep jumped to its death. Then stunned Turkish shepherds, who had left the herd to graze while they had breakfast, watched as nearly 1,500 others followed, each leaping off the same cliff, Turkish media reported.

In the end, 450 dead animals lay on top of one another in a billowy white pile, the Aksam newspaper said. Those who jumped later were saved as the pile got higher and the fall more cushioned, Aksam reported.

``There’s nothing we can do. They’re all wasted,‘’ Nevzat Bayhan, a member of one of 26 families whose sheep were grazing together in the herd, was quoted as saying by Aksam.

The estimated loss to families in the town of Gevas, located in Van province in eastern Turkey, tops $100,000, a significant amount of money in a country where average GDP per head is around $2,700. Every family had an average of 20 sheep,'' Aksam quoted another villager, Abdullah Hazar as saying. But now only a few families have sheep left. It’s going to be hard for us.‘’

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i don't beleive this

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I guess you bounced off myvoice maddy?

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Yep. Straigh off the beer belly like a trampoline… baaaaaaaaaa

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Actually it was an Al-Qaeda training mission gone awry in which farm animals are trained to detonate themselves in urban areas…

Similar technique was used on Bush to make him into the man that he is…:HailToTheChief:

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OF COURSE!!! :eek:

SUICIDE SHEEP!!! :eek:

Used to terrorise people by landing on their heads… :eek:

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Isnt Miss_Mohabbat in Turkey. No wonder, that girl almost made me jump off a cliff several times.

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^lol

i would jump off a cliff if i were a sheep.

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thats not funny its awful :(

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Sheep! Turkey! Miss Muhabat, Northeren! scotland sheeps again! ok its making me drowsy.

Maybe the shephered was too tired and was counting the sheeps to help him asleep. and that turned into a nightmere!

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lolz.. it is funny in a very weird way.

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the lovely Miss Mohobbat isnt here so Im going to step into her stilletos just to say

Zombie, you mean to say “the shepherd was tired and counting sheep” (not sheeps)

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Haha I wish they had pictures.

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now this is called BEHAAR CHAAL:)

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Ahhh such a bunch of foools u r, somebody left an unattended baggage in the yard & the sheeps feared there was a bomb, they jumped off the cliff thinking there was river flowing down under but to their worst nightmare, the river was dry as all the water was donated to the africans, as a proposed idea by uncle george bush in the G8 summit, darn we humans r so cruel. :(

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since Wasif is out for few days here is HIS most probable reply..

"For Scotts sheep comes with an a$$. "