This is an utter nonsense matter
always makes me laugh..
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NEVER frown even if you are sad, you never know who is falling in love with your smile
lol on Life buoy. Is ka unwaan Lifebuoy hee hona chahiye tha
SJ puts up his hand and shakes it..
"Ohh ohh I have some too! can I post them Mrs. Anchal? Plaese oh please!"
COOL SHAIRI
Abhi abhi to pyaar ka pc kiya hai chaaloo
Apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kithni files daaloon
Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hata'oo
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to bata'oo
Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaisay softwares to bazaar main bikthe hain
Roz raat aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ka mouse bana ke ung'liyon pe nachate ho
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aa jataa hai
Aur karva'oge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil kee site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar
Apne insult ka badlaa dekho kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko shift delete kar doonga
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut diya karte hain
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai
Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
apke ada'on kee hamne save hai kar lee file
More.......
Apni aaisee wife hoo.
apni aaisee wife hoo.
5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans tight tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
Sarak per sab kahen kya cute ho,
Bhir me sab kahen side ho, side ho,
Sirf KARACHI ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.
Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milnay ke baad dil delight ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
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LARKI KA JAWAB
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6'-6'2" jiski height ho
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
bewi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
husband apna aisa bright ho
uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni
ice ho
husband apna aisa bright ho
mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho
saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho
hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho
husband apna aisa bright ho
jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki
Life ho
her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke
Kite ho
husband apna aisa bright ho
When the Lion is Dead, Every Assthinks it can Kick it!!!!
And more.......
1)aapne mere man se khela aapne mere tan se khela
aapne mere dhan se khela well played! well played!
well played!!
2) tum aa gaye ho ; noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie
chalen
3) Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe, tune kisi ka bhi
jawab nahi diya; kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to
nahi?
4) Gum woh cheez hai. Gum woh cheez hai. Jisse kaghaz
chipkaye jaate hai, For example blue tack (wah wah)
5) Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Door se dekha
to paani baras raha tha. Paas gaya, to bheeg gaya.
6) jise dil diya woh muree chali gayi. jise pyar kiya
woh italy chali gayi. dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide)
kar le zalim bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali
gayi
7) Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main, badi joshh ke
sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main, badi shhor
ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
8) TERI ZULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI ZULF
HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA
HO JAI.
9) WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI HUM SADAK KE OOS PAAR
THEY KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH WOH AAGE BADHI HUM KUCH
AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI HUM KUCH
AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI AB HUM
SADAK KE US PAR THEY, AUR WOH SADAK KE IS PAR THI. Big
deal!
10) Main hoon yahan, tu hai wahan Main hoon yahan, tu
hai wahan Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
*wah*wah*wah*wah
11) Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko Bakari
chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko pani mila nahin,
bakari neeche ootar aayee *wah*wah*wah*wah
12) Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta Sin
theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta
*wah*wah*wah*wah*wah
13) kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daagh
hote. kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag
hote. chand to tu hai hi sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!
14) ladka bola : kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki
boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi bad hoga, kisi din tu
bhi kisi hasina ka dad hoga. Irshaad.Irshaad
15) Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se
nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka
bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya
hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
rshaad Irshaad.
16) Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Bewafa
sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par
honton se to lagti hai
17) This is Very special. Before Marriage takdir hai
magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti!! After Marriage takdir hai
magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti.
LOL
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NEVER frown even if you are sad, you never know who is falling in love with your smile
hehe zabar10
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Love is like Heaven but it may hurt you like hell.