**Woman:
DR. Jab b mera shohr ghar ata hy,
mujhe marna shuru kr deta hy.
DR:
Wo junhi ghar aye,
Tum 15 min tk daant saaf kiya kro
Woman kuch din bad:
DR. Daant saaf krne ka itna faida hy
K ab mera shohr mjhe kuch nhi kehta.
DR:
Ye faida daant saaf krne se nhi,
Zuban band rkhne se hua hy.smjh to gae ho ge**