true story !!!

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Salam . . . .

ajj boOohat masti ka din guzra humhara , aj humnay apnay aik doost ko ullo bana dalaa jo sahab boltay tha kay i dont like friendship with girls humnay un ke ajj bhari mahfil mazak uraa deyah . . . .

so story yah hai kay hum 5 doosto nay aik new SIM lee or us SIM say humnay apnay doost ko larki ke awaz mai thora pagal banayeah . . . . . . ALI jo humharaY ACHAY doosto mai shomar hotay hai , un sahab ke awaz larkiyo say milte hoie hai , un sahab kay oper sab credit jata hai , woh 3 din tak larki ban kar humharay doost AFZAL ko pagal banatay rahay . . . or ajj un ko MC DONALD bola leyah , woh sahab humharay sath raat ko bethay howay tha kay kay un ko call aie jo kay humharay doost ALI nay ke jo us waqat humharay sath nahi tha magar hum ko pata tha kay un ke he call hai . . . so unho nay AFZAL ko MC donald mai anay ke dawat de .l . . . . . or woh bhi 30 min mai . . . . . so AFZAL sahab humhari gathering ko yah bol kar uthay kay un ko ami ke call hai or un ko jana hai aik kam say . . .. so woh chalay gaie . . . waha ALI sahab MC DONALD mai bethay howay un ka intazar kar rahay tha woh bhi BURQAY mai . . . . jis mai un ka chera nazar nahi aaraha tha . . . . . bus phir kia howa woh waha gaie or hum un kay peechay chalay gaie . . . . . . woh 10 min tak MC DONALD mai bethay ALI say baat kartay rahay or hum waha jaa kar ALI ka burqa utha kar Afzal sahab par jo hansay hai kay poray MC DONALD mai jo public bathi hoie thi sab hans rahe thi :rotfl: ap andaza nahi laga saktay kay woh kitna sharminda howay kay abhi tak woh ghar par hai or ghar say bahar nahi nekal rahay :rotfl:

its such a memorable day for me nah :hehe:

agar app or apkay doosto nay kabhi koie mazak kara ho doost kay sath so plz share here with us :slight_smile:

shukreyah :flower1:

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:rotfl:
that is a CLASSIC!:rotfl: :omg:

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sharam kero apnay doost ka mazaak bena diya wo bhi burqa pehen ker

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yyup class 10th main hum 5 friends nay aik larkjay ko dumb call ki thi aur bhut satiyya tha :cb:

aaj bhi hansi aati hai yaad ker kay :slight_smile:

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:slight_smile: very very bad.. Imran Afzal chalo ab wapis aa jao cafe mai. :halo:

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:slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ok here is one.i will share…

Once i was talking to “someone” on MSn…I was like..:blush: “I love u”…“I Love u”…I Love u…well they were ike.plz plz saach baatoo…And after a sec i ws like…"dont get too excited i also .love..h..k..w…x.y…z..y..

ha ha ha.
bachara…i had a laughing attack…in my room…
he was just like.pl.plz.plz…such??:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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^^ i did that too with some 1 naughty mano :D

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Maza to bara aya sun kar, umeed hai saamnay hotay to or bhi maza aata,:omg:
Laikin yaar phir bhi woh tumhara dost tha,:konfused:
Sub logon kay saamnay us baicharay ki Bay-Izzati kharaab ho gai naaa…:tamatarr:

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:cb::rotfl:

burii baat dosroon pay hanstay nahi hain… :smiley:

Lo ji to phir hamary 7 jo darama hoa wo bhi sun lijiye.

ye abhi last month ki baat hay Hamaray aik Goblu bobloo cousin jo k hamari aik cousin k husband bhi hain nay nay UAE main aye to hum ko un ko Dubai dikhany ki zimmay dari mili…

Tafreeh k doran meri meray aik cousin say sharat lagi k Jawwad bhai ko meray bary main kitna bhi behka lo wo nahi manay gay, khair chanab us nay mera challang qabool kiya or story start hoti hay Uoon

Atif nay Jawwad bhai ko phone kiya k Noman ghar waloon say chup kar engagement kar raha hay or pata nahi kiya kiya bola un ko khair ji unhoN nay confirmation k liye mujhay phone kiay to main nay saaf mana kar diay…

phir Atif say baat hoi to us nay kaha aisay nahi chalay ga kuch to 7 daina para ga tumko hum bhi tafreeh main razi ho gay, or kuch aisi planing ki agar main abhi batany lag jaoon to hans hans ker pait main bal par jain.

khair mukhtasaran unhoon nay mujhay say again kuch kahay baghair seedha mery ghar waloon ko aur meri honay wali “Unn” k ghar phone kar k ye khabar day di…
Us k baad na poochain k hamary sath kiya hoa bus bachat is liye ho gai k main nay apni UNN ko pehlay hi bata diya tha or unhoon nay mamlay ko kafi sambhal liya

Jawwad bhai nay to sharmindagi say kafi din mujh say baat bhi nahi ki…

kahir ji ye thi hamari aik naadani ki kahani

Jo log parh kar bore hoay un say maazrat… :snooty:

pic shik
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Aray yaaar,
Tum boring ki baat kartay ho,
believe me,
main jub yeh story parh raha tha, to mujhey aisa lag raha tha jaisay main bhi moqa-e-waardaat par mojood hoon, or kahaani kay last main to main akailay PC kay saamnay baithay hoe qehqahay laga laga kar hans para…:omg:

Laikin shukar hai kay tumhari to WATT lagtay lagtay bach gai…:balley:
Warna Jawaad bhai jaan nay to apni taraf say pakka kaam kia tha…:tamatarr:

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5 years ago one of my friend (******khan )was doing residency in Boston,I gave him my AOL account, so I knew where he usually chat,
one day I opened a new AOL account with the nick of Nancy khan, and start chatting with him, he was very glad that a native Desi girl was interested with him and when i told him that i also live in Boston, oh he was :dhimpak:.

one third coldest night (February and -18F) at 11PM I suddenly invited him to a near by girls Dom. he was there but I was not ,:smiley: so he went back home.

On next Monday he received an email from phony (AIMS)American INTERNET monitoring Cell. it was

To:

Mr. *******khan

On 02/06/01 we have monitored a suspicious activity on your chatting record, as per the Massachusetts General law section 235 sub section 9 b, it is a crime to indulged and interact with a miner with intent to harass, and it can be punished 1 year in prison / $2000 fine or both

thus you are requested to appear be for a district attorney at district court , 900 hours on 03/05/01

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

The guy was sleep less for 2 days , I called him many times but he would not return calls. on 3rd day I went to his apt and he broke down in front of me that he is a big mess and what to do…

next morning I told him that i will take him to my lawyer friend,

(the lawyer was actually my accountant and he was gay):smiley:

we went to that lawyer,lawyer told him he will take care of every thing and promised to call him about fee .

The lawyer called him that night that he will take care of every thing , but the fee will be … Indecent proposal (My friend would have to watch a movie with lawyer)

so my friend called me and he was in tears , but when i told him the true story ,he didn’t talked to me for weeks.

Nands- Evil/ Thieves/ Mean or Nice/ Friendly/ Sisters?
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: janwar bhai no one can beat u :rotfl: :hug:

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ha ha ha **Denzi, **bechara tumhara dost

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Really abhi bhi yaad kar kar k khoob hansi aati hay pori planing or us ka The end

Welcome Jee
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:rotfl: this so bad :rotfl: shouldn’t be doing that yaar

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haha :)

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lolz @ janwar

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:rotfl: That’s hilarious!

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although it was funny - no doubt

But personally I think that was TOO MUCH.

Agar maira koi buhat achha doost hoga tu main iss baat ka hamisha khayal rakhoon ga kay close gathering main chahay jitnaa mazaq kar loon laikin public main koi aisi harkat na karoon jiss say mairay doost ko sharmindagi ho. Hoo sakta hay wahan McDonald main kuch loog aisay hoon jo ussay jaanTay hooN. Iss episode kay baad woo baychara unn kay samnay hamaisha sharminda rahay ga. Agar aap ko mazaq karna hi thaa tu apas main privately kar laitay. I mean kissi aisi jagga par yeh drama kar laitay jahan sirf aap loog hotay.

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Been there done that.

I agree with JB.

:slight_smile:

:bravo: