**WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:
** 40-ish… 49
Adventurous… Slept with everyone
Athletic… No breasts
Average looking… Moooo
Beautiful… Pathological liar
Buxom… Fat
Emotionally Secure… On medication
Feminist… Pain in the ass
Free spirit… Junkie
Friendship first… Former slut
New-Age… Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded… Desperate
Outgoing… Loud and Embarrassing
Professional… B!tch
Voluptuous… Very Fat
Large frame… Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate… Stalker
**
WOMEN’S ENGLISH :
** Yes… No
No… Yes
Maybe… No
We need… I want
I am sorry… You’ll be sorry
We need to talk… You’re in trouble
Sure, go ahead… You better not
Do what you want… You will pay for this later
I am not upset… Of course I am pissed, you moron!
You’re certainly attentive tonight… Is sex all you ever think about?
**
MEN’S ENGLISH :**
I am hungry… I am hungry
I am sleepy… I am sleepy
I am tired… I am tired
Nice dress… Nice boobs!
I love you… Let’s have sex now
I am bored… Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?.. I’d like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime… I’d like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie?.. I’d like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner?.. I’d like to have sex with you
