- If you think the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach you’re aiming too high.
- Woman don’t make fools of men – most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
- The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:you’re sick of him.
- Never trust a man who says he’s the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
- A woman’s work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
- If you want a nice man go for a bald one – they try harder.
- Go for younger men. You might as well – they never mature anyway.
- Men are all the same – they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
- Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is married
- Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men – a woman.
- There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -strong, caring, loving – they’d be wrong but you could still use them.
- Men are like animals – messy, insensitive and potentially violent – but they make great pets.
- Men’s brains are like the prison system – not enough cells per man.
- Husbands are like children – they’re fine if they’re someone else’s.
***I dunno where I’m going. I dunno what for. But I’m making progress.