True DESI

  • Say open or close the light.

  • Say chok-o-late instead of chocolate.

  • Say Hullo instead of Hello.

  • Say Vot instead of What.

  • Everything you eat is saut�ed in garlic, onion, chili and tomatoes.

  • Try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.

  • You try to eject food particles from between your teeth by pressing your tongue against them and making a peculiar noise like, tshick, tschick, tschick or pphht.

  • Nibble at a toothpick like dessert.

  • Say hello by simply raising your eyebrow.

  • Automatically shorten peoples name even though they are already short. Know some one named either, bobby, inky, pinky, chinky, or tinku.

  • Are standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the airport.

  • Arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it’s the norm.

  • Snap your fingers while dancing in a group.

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"Are standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the airport"

hahaha soo truuuuee

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this is spot on!! close the light!!

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:D

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good one ;)

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I’ve read this selection of desi satire a gazillion times… :yawn:

I like the “my life is desi” quotes that someone put up in café:

Today my mom looked at me and said “You need to lose weight or. . .” and then she paused. I could tell that she was about to say “or else you’ll never get married,” but then she remembered that I’m married with a kid. MLID.

Today, my mom asked me if i wanted a cheese burger. I said yes and five minutes later i got bihari kabab on bread with chutney on top. MLID

Today I noticed how my mom talks to her relatives in Pakistan on the phone longer than she talks to me in reality. MLID.

Today, I told my mom that I wanted to lose 5lbs. She told me if I ate her food, it would be good for my body and help me. She gave me a paratha slobbered with 100% butter. MLID

Today, as I was about to eat a piece of cake, my mom told me not to eat it because I will become a “moti behas.” Two minutes later I saw her eating eating the cake. MLID

Today i realized, i have spotted atleast 80% of desi aunties take their wedgies out before they get up off their seats…MLID

Today, I was talking to my mom in English. I said some thing really fast and she didn’t understand me. Then I repeated it in English, but with an Indian accent. She understood me just fine. MLID

Today i realized that every single person in my family thinks that the word “healthy” means being over weight and the word “smart” means actually being normal weight. MLID

Now that’s funny :rotfl:

These are hilarious. I went to the website to read some of the other quotes. I bet we can all relate at least a couple of the quotes back to our own lives. These are ROTFLMAO funny!

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hehhhehhhe

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:hehe:

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:omg:

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