Re: true but funny
The disappearing of the shoes is a problem quiet a few times. Sometimes when I wear flip flops to the Masjid, someone who came in wearing sneakers wants to chit chat with his friends outside, instead of wearing his own shoes, they wear my shoes and I have to go get them from them 
When it’s dudes, it’s fine, but when it’s an uncle who has my shoes, he dares to say “can u bring me another pair of shoes?” I am not your servant 