Truck Lines From Pakistan....

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Some funny lines compiled from trucks in Pakistan

Maalik Ki Gaari Driver Ka Paseena
Chalti Hai Road Par Ban Kar Haseena

Buri Nazar Wale, Tera Moonh Kala

Mera Pakistan Mahaan
Lekin Awaam Pareshan

Qismat Aazma Chuka, Muqadar Aazma Raha Hoon
Aik Bewafa Kee Khatir Truck Chala Raha Hoon

Chandni Raat Beeti Jaa Rahi Hai
Ullu Ki Patthi, Tu Ab Aa Rahi Hai

Kabhi Side Say Aatee Ho Kabhi Peechay Say Aatee ho
Meree Jaan Horn Dey Dey Kar Mujhay Tum Kyon Satatee Ho

Maan Kee Dua Jannat Kee Hawa
Maan Kee Bud-Dua Ja Beta truck Chala

Pappu Yaar Tang Na Kar

Koi Jal Gaya, Kisi Nai Dua Dee

Quaid-E-Azam Nay Farmaya
Tu Chal, Main Aayaa

Tappar Hai To Paar Kar
Warna Bardaasht Kar

Maan Ki Dua, Baap Ka Chamaat

Dekh Magar Pyar Se

Khatharnaak Rambo

Horn Day Kar Paas Karain

Chal Dhanno

Phir Milaingay

Aakhri Shahzada

Tera Jadoo Chal Gaya

Hosh Kar Khargosh

Woh Dekho Mastani Ja Rahi Hai

Khuda Karay Haseenon K Baap Mar Jaayain
Maut Ka Bahana Ho Hum Unn K Ghar Jaayain

Abay Kambakht Aisa Sochna Bhi Paap Hoga
Kissi Roze Tu Bhi Kissi Haseena Ka Baap Hoga

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:hehe:

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Some funny lines from indian trucks....

Rok deo mere janaze nu mere vich jaan aa gai hai,
Saaleyo peeche mudh ke dekho SHARAB di dukan aa gai hai

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.

PAPA ..Ghar jaldi aana (side main ek bachi ki photo bani hogi)

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The most famous one is

100 main se 99 baiman
phir bhi mera bharat mahan

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I want a t-shirt with a picture of a riskshaw on it and it says "Dekh magar pyar se"

*~~*~~*Prom Night Competition*~~*~~*
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