Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.
“This is Banta Singh speaking. Is this one one one one?”, says the voice.
“No, this is eleven eleven” says Santa Singh.
“Are you sure it isn’t one one one one?”
“No, this is eleven eleven.”
“Well, wrong number. Sorry to have woken you up on the middle of the night.”
“That’s all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway.”
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