Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf died & went straight to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England and see how
everybody is doing there.
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil
how
much do I owe you???
The devil says “Five million dollars”
She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Bush was soo jealous, he starts screaming, “My turn! I wanna call the
United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too”
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil
how
much do I owe you???
The devil says "Ten million dollars"
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on
his
chair.
Musharraf was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call
Pakistan too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk
to
everybody of my Parliment"…
He called Pakistan and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked &
talked
& talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you???
The devil says "Twenty dollars".
Musharraf stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"
The devil says “Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell,
it’s
local”.
but Pakistan is not HELLL!!! 
