Top Ten Signs That You’re Too Old To Trick Or Treat
- You get winded from knocking on the door.
9.You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
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You ask for high fiber candy only.
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When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
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People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!” and you’re not wearing a mask.
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When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the rest.
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By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
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You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.
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You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
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You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
