Well we can pray for his forgiveness for sure. May Allah forgive him and grant him a better hereafter. (ameen)
As a child I always knew his name and learnt his jokes since they were so common place and well known.
We can post the ones we remember or know of here.
I’ll go first.
I think this was told by him on a 70s TV show…if I’m mistaken then please correct me on who actually said it.
- Aik aadmi china main aik hotel main khana khanay kay leeyay gaya.
Us ko chinee zubaan naheen aati thee. Waiter jab us kay paas aya tau us nay haath say ishara kiya moonh kee taraf and bola “khana lao”
Waiter nay sar hilaya aur chala gaya.
Thoree dair main aya aur khana maiz par rakh diya…
Khana khanay kaay baad aadmi ko khayal aaya keh yeh poochon yeh kiya tha. unhon nay khanay kee taraf ishara kiya aur haat say sawaliya andaaz main waiter ki tawajeh lenee chahee…
aur awaz nikalee bakray kee “main main main”
waiter hansa aur naheen main sar hilaya..
Pher sahab nay ab gayay ki awaz nikalee “moo moo moo”
waiter nay pher naheen main sar hilaya..
Pher sahab nay ab battakh ki awaz nikalee “quack quack quack”
waiter nay pher naheen main sar hilaya..
Pher sahab nay ab murghee ki awaz nikalee “pukak pukak pukak”
waiter nay pher naheen main sar hilaya..
tau pher aadmi nay zor haath uthayay aur bola “tau pher kiya heay”
Waiter bola " woof woof woof"
