These translations are provided for the benifit of all the women,
so that they would know what men really mean when they say…
It’s a guy thing. Translated: There has no rational thoguht pattern connected with
it, and you have no chance at all making it logical.
Can I help with the dinner ?
**Translated: **Why isn’t it already on the table ?
It would take too long to explain !
**Translated: **I have no idea how it works
Take a break, honey. You are working too hard.
**Translated: **I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.
Thats interesting dear.
**Translated: **Are you still talking ?
You know how bad my memory is. Translated: I remember the theme song to F Troop, the address of
first girl i ever kissed, and the vehicle identification number of
every car i owned… but i forgot your birthday.
Hey, I have got reasons for what i am doing !
**Translated: **And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.
I can’t find it. Translated: It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so i am completely clueless.
What did I do this time ?
**Translated: **What, did you catch me at ?
We share the housework. Translated: I make the mess, she cleans it up.
*concieved by some guy. Coppied and typed by yours truly. *
Code Red is a man, insideout.
These translations are provided for the benifit of all the men,
so that they would know what women really mean when they say.... :p
What She Says: I don’t mind if you hang out with your ex. Translation: I trust you, but definitely not her. If she lays a finger on you, I’ll rip her heart out with my bare hands and make her eat it.
What She Says: Sure, I’d love to watch the sports game with you. Translation: The only reason I’m putting myself through such torture is to spend time with you.
What She Says: I’m fine. Translation: Things are not fine and I’m mad at you. (The word ‘fine’ actually stands for: freaked out, irritated, nervous and emotional).
What She Says: Fine, ditch our plans and go out with your boys. Translation: The combination of ‘fine’ (see above) and sarcasm is a sure sign that you are in trouble.
What She Says: I’m just having a bad day. Translation: It’s not your fault – or maybe it is – but the point is that your lady may be experiencing some PMS.
What She Says: Yes, I think she’s pretty. Translation: Tell me I’m more beautiful and that she is an airbrushed, high maintenance, ugly troll behind a wall of makeup with breast implants.
What She Says: What are you doing tonight? Translation: What are you doing with me tonight? A lot of the time when a woman asks this question her intention is really to make plans for the evening. Women really don’t care to hear that you are reorganizing your coin collection and then watching a documentary on mold.
What She Says: That shirt is really nice – you should wear it more often. Translation: I really like the shirt and not much of the other clothing you own. So please wear it as often as possible, preferably washed in between wears.
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