translating a cartoon

I need to translate the following line into Pakistani for a cartoon. A rough translation is fine.

“You’re a dirty lair.”

If anyone can translate that for me, I’d greatly appreciate it. I’ll even send you a copy of the cartoon if you’d like.

thanks.

tum ho gandey jhootay

Tum aik ganday Jhootay ho

http://www.pak.org/gupshup/gizzy.gif

bohat lumbay chohroo ho tum..

ya phir if u ned informal one then

aap ki zabaan-e-mohtarram pay shukk hay hummay kuch kuch...

ramesha jee:

yay kon see lughat say terjuma kya aap nay?

wah wah kya baat hai jee aap ki... dirty means lamba.. and liar mean chohrooo...
aaaaahahhahhaha

Can some one tell me what is pakistani

she basically wanted to say persian not pakistani okay here is my contribution

Tum ho eak gunday jhotay