got this as a forward… (with no offence to anyone):
Training Seminars for Women
Women think they already know everything, but wait… training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
- Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
- The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
- Parties: Going Without New Outfits
- Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
- Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
- Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
- Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
- Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
- Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
- Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
- Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
- Introduction to Parking
- Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
- Water Retention: Fact or Fat
- Cooking I: Bringing Back Bread, Eggs and Butter
- Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
- Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
- Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
- Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To
- Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
- Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
- Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
- Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
- TV Remotes: For Men Only