Training for CIA..

Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become
secret agents. They finally get through all their written and
physical tests when they are pulled aside by one of the
instructors who takes them to a small room with a one way mirror
in it looking into another room.

They bring the first guy’s wife into that room and leave her
there. The instructor then loads two rounds into a pistol, hands
it to the first man and says “Go kill your wife of five years.”

The trainee takes the weapon, goes into the next room but comes
back out 1 minute later and says, “I can’t do it.”
The instructor replies, “Then you fail out - get out.”

They then bring the second guy’s wife into the room and leave her
there. The instructor loads two rounds into a pistol, hands it to
the second man and says “Go kill your wife of ten years.”

The trainee takes the weapon, goes into the next room but comes
back out 3 minutes later and says, “I can’t do it.”
The instructor replies, “Then you fail out - get out.”

Finally, they bring the third guy’s wife into the room and leave
her there. The instructor loads two rounds into a pistol, hands
it to the third man and says, “Go kill your wife of fifteen
years.”

The trainee takes the weapon, goes into the next room where there
is silence for 1 minute. Suddenly, there are two gunshot sounds
followed by a huge commotion in the room. The third man comes
out finally, sweating profusely, and says, “Good job, a-hole!
You gave me blanks - I had to choke the b*tch!”

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oh damn wat a *******

phajja uncle, aisi language :eek: :nono4:

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Re: Training for CIA..

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*Originally posted by phajjaa nanbai: *
… and says, “edited!”
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A classic idiot who loves his job more than his wife…:hehe:

Don’t these idiots know that behind every sucessful man is a woman??

:mad: i was hoping the guy came out with two bulletholes in his head

Behind every un-sucessful man are 2 :halo:

^^ well said …
Hey madcon, I thought U had left Gupistan … addictive init :stuck_out_tongue:

:)