A pakistani guy, An Indian guy, a beautiful girl and an old woman are
sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and .. it
gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a
slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The old woman, beautiful
girl and the Pakistani guy are sitting there looking perplexed. The
Indian guy is bent over holding his face which is red from an
apparent slap.
The old woman is thinking : That Indian guy must have tried to kiss
that girl and got slapped.
The Indian guy is thinking : “Damn it,that Pakistani guy must have
tried to kiss the beautiful girl, she thought it was me and slapped
me instead.”
The beautiful girl is thinking : “That Indian guy must have moved to
kiss me,but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped.”
The Pakistani is thinking: “If this train goes through another
tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Indian guy
again.”