Tough questions for a husband

**Some toughest questions for men… **

**The questions are: **

What are you thinking about?

Do you love me?

Do I look fat?

Do you think she is prettier than me?

What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is
guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers
incorrectly (i.e.; tells the truth).

Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along
with possible responses.

**What are you thinking about? **

The proper answer to this, of course, is:
I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful,
thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and
how lucky I am to have met you."

This response obviously bears no resemblance to
the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:

Baseball.

Football.

How fat you are.

How much prettier she is than you.

How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

**Do you love me? **

The proper response is:
“YES!” or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, “Yes, dear.”

Inappropriate responses include:
Oh Yes… I do love you a lot!!!

Would it make you feel better if I said yes?

That depends on what you mean by love.

Does it matter?

Who, me?

**Do I look fat? **

The correct answer is an emphatic: “Of course not!”

Among the incorrect answers are:

Compared to what?

I wouldn’t call you fat, but you’re not exactly thin.

A little extra weight looks good on you.

I’ve seen fatter.

**Do you think she’s prettier than me? **

Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: “Of course not!”

Incorrect responses include:

Yes, but you have a better personality

Not prettier, but definitely thinner

Not as pretty as you when you were her age

Define pretty

**What would you do if I died? **

(The real answer, or No matter how you answer this, be prepared for
at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along these lines:

**Would you get married again? **
Definitely not!

**Why not - don’t you like being married? **
Off course I do.

**Then why wouldn’t you remarry? **
Okay, I’d get married again.

You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
Yes, I would.

**Would you sleep with her in our bed? **
Where else would we sleep?

**Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of **
**her? **
That would seem like the proper thing to do.

And would you let her use my golf clubs?

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She can’t use them; she’s left-handed!!!

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