**Some toughest questions for men… **
**The questions are: **
What are you thinking about?
Do you love me?
Do I look fat?
Do you think she is prettier than me?
What would you do if I died?
What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is
guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers
incorrectly (i.e.; tells the truth).
Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along
with possible responses.
**What are you thinking about? **
The proper answer to this, of course, is:
I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful,
thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and
how lucky I am to have met you."
This response obviously bears no resemblance to
the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:
Baseball.
Football.
How fat you are.
How much prettier she is than you.
How I would spend the insurance money if you died.
**Do you love me? **
The proper response is:
“YES!” or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, “Yes, dear.”
Inappropriate responses include:
Oh Yes… I do love you a lot!!!
Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
That depends on what you mean by love.
Does it matter?
Who, me?
**Do I look fat? **
The correct answer is an emphatic: “Of course not!”
Among the incorrect answers are:
Compared to what?
I wouldn’t call you fat, but you’re not exactly thin.
A little extra weight looks good on you.
I’ve seen fatter.
**Do you think she’s prettier than me? **
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: “Of course not!”
Incorrect responses include:
Yes, but you have a better personality
Not prettier, but definitely thinner
Not as pretty as you when you were her age
Define pretty
**What would you do if I died? **
(The real answer, or No matter how you answer this, be prepared for
at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along these lines:
**Would you get married again? **
Definitely not!
**Why not - don’t you like being married? **
Off course I do.
**Then why wouldn’t you remarry? **
Okay, I’d get married again.
You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
Yes, I would.
**Would you sleep with her in our bed? **
Where else would we sleep?
**Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of **
**her? **
That would seem like the proper thing to do.
And would you let her use my golf clubs?
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She can’t use them; she’s left-handed!!!