… The 5 toughest questions that women ask men and the answers…
The questions are:
What are you thinking about?
Do you love me?
Do I look fat?
Do you think she is prettier than me?
What would you do if I died?
What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e.; tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.
**Question # 1: What are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is**: “I’m sorry if I’ve been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you.”
This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:
a. Hockey.
b. Football.
c. Cricket.
d. How much prettier she is than you.
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.
(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, “If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!”) Man! I love that show “Married with Children”
Answers to the remaining questions will be posted shortly. Chill guys take one at a time
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*Originally posted by Shikra: *
because men are smart and they don't wanna start something that they can't stop later :p
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nopes
they cant bear all the matter flying above their head into nothingness
women like men who can understand what she is saying.....so in that way no man is perfect!!
wish all of u could get electrocuted just like in "what women want!!"