Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil stops in to check on
them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves around the fire.
The devil asks them, “What are you doing? Isn’t it hot enough for you?”
The two guys reply, “Well, ya know, we’re from Toronto, the land of snow and ice and cold. We’re
just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya know.”
The devil decides that these two aren’t miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next
morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, hats and mittens. The devil asks them again, “Its awfully hot down here, can’t you guys feel that?”
Again the two guys reply, “Well, like we told you yesterday, we’re from Toronto, the land of
snow and ice and cold. We’re just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya know.”
The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.
The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Torontonians. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas,bomber hats, and mittens.
They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.
The devil is dumb founded, “I don’t understand, when I turn up the heat you’re happy. Now its freezing cold and you’re still happy? What is wrong with you two?”
The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don’t ya know, If hell froze over that must mean the leafs won the Stanley Cup! "
