An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board
but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger, said, I’m Kobe Bryant, The best NBA Basketball player,
the Lakers need me, I can’t afford to die." So he took the first pack and
left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary, said, “I am the wife of the former President of
the United States, I am the most ambitious woman in the
world, I am also a New York Senator and a potential future President.”
She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, George W Bush, said, “I’m President of the United
States, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a superpower state.
Above all I’m the cleverest President in American history,
the American people won’t let me die”. So he put on the pack next to him
and jumped out of the plane.
The fourth passenger, Osama Bin Laden, says to the fifth
passenger, a 10 year old school boy, "I am a Muslim and Allah will decide about
my fate, so I will let you have the last parachute.
The boy said, "It’s OK, there’s a parachute left for you.
The Americans’ cleverest President has taken my school backpack.
