:)

[Akif]

1. It has been known for years that one can get AIDS from sex.
   However, nearly simultaneous studies authorized by former
   President Bill Clinton and the Reverend Jesse Jackson have
   confirmed that you can get sex from aides.

This has been substantiated recently by Representative Gary
Condit from California.

2. Q. Why is Texas officially changing its name to Tex?
   A. Because the ‘as’ is in Washington.

[salman_2you]

I like the the Texass one... :)

[BulBuli]

[system]

…nice one pal…