The policeman stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.
She said, “I’m Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Ybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter at college.”
The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said, “Well, uhhh, ok, but don’t let me catch you speeding again.”
I saw this joke’s skit in a better form.
ek police wala motorcycle walay ko rokta ha. aur chalan book khol kar kehta ha keh apna naam batao.
motorcycle wala: “Mustansar Hussain tarar”.
police wala: “hahaha … aaj yeh trick nahi chalay ga, aaj mein tumhara naam kisi se likhwa kar laya houn. Walid ka naam batao”
motorcycle wala (thora soch kar): “Mutazalzal hussain tarar”.
Police wala (chalan book ki taraf dekh kar sochtay huway): “yaar chalo aaj bhi chore diya, ainda ishara naa katna”
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HAIL to the king baby…
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If God be for us, then who dare be against us…