The parents of a first-year college student received this note fromt thier child:
Dear Mom and Dad,
Univer$ity life i$ $o wonderful! Cla$$e$
are intere$ting,cla$$mate$ are the be$t.The only thing i need i$ a little ca$h.
Love Julie
after deliberating,they drafted an appropriate response:
Dear Julie,
NO-t much is happening here on the NO-rth side of town since you left for NO-rthwestern University.See you at Thanksgiving in NO-vember.Loved your letter.Write a-NO-ther one when you have time.Have to go NO-w.
Love Mom and Dad…
