How to Know you are addicted to the Internet · You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don’t have a clue when it happened. · Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. · All of your friends have an @ in their names. · Your dog has its own home page. · You can’t call your mother… she doesn’t have a modem. · You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. · You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse. · You get a new suit that says, “This best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher.” · The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg. · Your wife says communication is important in a marriage… so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
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