A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill in the cash reg-
ister of a local grocery store. “Hey, where have you been?
I haven’t seen you around here much.”
The twenty answered, “I’ve been hanging out at the casinos,
went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship. I just got
back to the States recently, went to a couple of baseball
games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?”
The one dollar bill said, “You know, same old stuff - church,
church, church…”