A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.
“God”, he said, “how long is a million years?”
God answered, “In my frame of reference, it’s about a minute.”
The man asked, “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God answered, “To me, it’s a penny.”
The man then asked, “God, can I have a penny?”
God answered, “In a minute.”
I am empowered with what makes sense!!!
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Children Are Like Mosquitos…As Soon As They’re Quiet, You Know They’re Into/Upto Something!!!
ROTFL !!!
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One falsehood spoils a thousand truths.
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Howzzaaaaaaaaat !!!
very hi funny!!!!
Whatever limits us we call fate!
Whatever we can't change we call destiny!
Ha Ha Ha - seen it b4!!!
leh .. banday ki life gayeen ..
ZINDAGI KE YAHI HAIN DINN CHAR,
DO KATT GAYE AARZOO'on main,
BAQI BUS KE INTIZAR MAIN ..
scratcches head, neah? oh well . ..
Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
hey ha ha ho ho hee hee eaa
Good one !
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