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me here again after loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggg time.did any one missed me, :slight_smile:
no?i knew that.any way one joke haziry khidmaat hy
germi k maheeny main “dilse” dhoop main bethy thy main ny pocha"bhai dilse dhoop main kiyoon bhethy ho? dilse bhai boly"zara paseena sukha raha hoon"

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JAWAB DOU DILSE paseena sookha k nahi

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BTW uzma welcome back


IQRA BISM RUB

thanku iqra ji

uzma28 :) :) :) :) :)wah wah kiya bath hai ap ka ,kiya andaz hai joke ka bohat khoob,muje to pata he nahi tha ka mai dhoop mai bahita hua hoon..good one,uzma28 jee ap bohat din ke baad tashreef liyeen hain,kiya hal hai hai janab ka,chalan ap ka ik shandar joke sunata hoon..
are you from stanford ct.

Sardar jee went to the store,he saw a shiny stuff,he asked what is that shiny stuff
store clerk said it is Thermos
sardar:thermos kiya ho ta hai
clerk:it keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold
sardar jee buys one thermos..
next day sardar jee went to work with his new thermos
his boss asked him what is that shiny stuff
sardar jee... it is thermos,it help to keep cold stuff cold and hot stuff hot
boss..what do you have in it
sardar..2cup of coffee,and a glass of cold lassi :) :) :)

dil..dilseee..dil he akhir dil hai kiya

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lol,hahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhhaaaaa,bohat accha dilse ji,
i m from vernon ct,

uzma28..ap ka bohat shukryia joke pasand karna ke,,it seem you are close to manchester or storrs,it is a good quiet place
enjoy this..it is an old joke but you will like it...

*UNIVERSITY EXAM *

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University
final examination. He takes his seat in the examination
hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and
then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and
throws them out of the window. He then removes his
turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and
watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what
is going on.
Oye, I am only following the instructions
- 'Answer in brief'.

dil..dilseee

DILSE JI U FROM CT?IF YES THEN WHERE?

Are you Both guys from CT, good to hear I from CT too, (Bridgeport)....

Raja Babu adab,you know three is a crowd...hold it...just kidding..naraz mat ho na,i am not from ct.

dil..dilseee