Umer on cycle hit lady accidentally, Lady shouts: break nahi mar sakta tha kya?
Umer: break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di ![]()
Rizwan: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
**Dr: **Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt.![]()
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!