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Umer on cycle hit lady accidentally, Lady shouts: break nahi mar sakta tha kya?
Umer: break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di :slight_smile:

Rizwan: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
**Dr: **Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt.:@:

Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!

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lolz last one is hilarious

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:D

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All hilarious :) :)

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last one :rotfl:

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i knew da 1st one b4… but the last one :omg: :omg:

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:omg: last one