A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on
the first house of the street.
A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman
barged into the living room and opened a big black
plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the
carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of
this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this
****!, exclaimed the eager salesman.
Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked
the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, “Why, madam?”
“We just moved in, & there’s no electricity in the
house!”
