Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from BOYFRIEND 5.0 to HUSBAND 1.0 and notice a slow down in the performance of the “flower” and “jewelry” applications that had operated flawlessly under the BOYFRIEND 5.0 system.
In addition, HUSBAND 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as “Romance 9.9”, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2 etc. “Conversation 8.0” also no longer runs and HOUSECLEANING 2.6 simply crashes the system. I have tried running “nagging 5.3” to fix these problems, but to no avail. What should I do?
Desperate
Dear desperate:
First, keep in mind that BOYFRIEND 5.0 was an entertainment package, while HUSBAND 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command **C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME ** and install “tears 6.2”. HUSBAND 1.0 should then automatically run the applications “Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5”.
But remember, overuse can cause HUSBAND 1.0 to default to such background application as “Grumpy silence 2.5”, “Happy Hour 7.0”, or “Beer 6.1”. Please remember that Beer 6.1 is very bad programme that will create “snogingLoudly.Wav” files. DO NOT install “Mother-in-law 1.0”or reinstall another BOYFRIEND programme. These are not supported applications and will crash HUSBAND 1.0.
It could also potentially cause HUSBAND 1.0 to default to the programme: GIRLFRIEND 9.2, which runs in the background and has been known to introduce potentially serious viruses into the operating system.
In summary, HUSBAND 1.0 is a great programme, but it does have limited memory and can’t learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to enhance his system performance. I personally recommend “Hot Food 3.0” and “Single Malt Scotch 4.5”
Good luck,
Tech support.
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