Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifting from politics to cooking.
“I got a cookbook once,” said one, “but I could never do anything with it.”
“Too fancy?” asked the other.
“You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way – ‘Take a clean dish…’”
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hehehehehe! 
:D
dang… more a like my cooking dilema… 
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Inn logoun ko tou mazak key soojhe hai laikin hamain tou jaan ka lalay paray hotay hain. Aik tou dish nahee miltee, oour agar dish mil ja-ay tou phir kuch sahee nahee bana patay. Oou agar bun bhee jayay tou wo kha-nay kay laik nahee hotiee oour agar khanay kay laik ho tou jitnay may dish tayar hotiee hai tab tak bhook mit jatiee hai 
Allah :swt: he hum sab key madad karay! Ameen.
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Good one!