About a week before Christmas, this guy asks his son what he wants
from Santa for Chrismas. “Well”, says the lad, “anything, as long
as he doesn’t bring me a BIKE!”
The guy, taken aback, says; "Oh, it’s OK, I bet he’d bring you a
bike if you wanted one.
The boy looks around furtively, and says; “It’s ok - I found one
hidden at the back of the garage last night.”
