-
reh reh kar mujh ko ek hi khayal ata hay
woh kambukht na janay kon say sabun say nahata hay -
dabbay main dabba dabbay main khargosh
larki nay ankh mari larka behosh -
na tum chut(terrace) per atin
na main deewana hota
na tum patthar martin
na main kana hota -
jo ek galti karay woh anjan
jo 2 galti karay woh nadan
jo 3 galti karay woh shaitan
jo galtion pay galti karay woh hindustan
jo har galti maaf karay woh pakistan -
taj mehal ki dewaron per aaj bhi likha hua hay
yahan thookna mana hay yahan thookna mana hay -
yeh kon sa jaam tum nay hamain piladiya
is sar phiray ka sara system hiladiya -
meray marnay kay baad meray doston
yun ansoo na bahana
agar yaad aye to
seedhay upar chalay ana -
Andheri raat thi, woh mere saath thi
main uske upar tha, woh mere neeche thi
haathon mein haath the, pairon mein per
bura mat maanana woh meri cycle thi -
Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi, jis ko aankh maari thi
Woh sendal kitni bhaari thi, jo us ney sar per maari thi -
Wo larayeee hi kya JISME DO CHAAR Gaaliyan na ho …
ARE Wo SASURAAL HI kya jahan koi Saali na ho!! -
Chappal chhoti ho to
Pair me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Darwaze me nahi aati -
ANOTHER DEFINITION OF BHAIYA-
B- BADA
H- HANDSOM
A- AUR
I- INTELLIGENT
Y- YAAR
A- APNA -
college jaana hai har haal mein,
ladkyon ko phasana hai apne jaal mein.
14 . Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri
