perhaps the funniest Top Ten by Ayeda in The Friday Times…
**Top Ten Reasons Pakistani women should not play sports **
10 . They will get sun-burned and not get any rishtas
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No Pakistani manufacturer makes sports bras
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Men’s wuzus will break
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Because Imran Khan said so
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It is difficult to practice synchronised swimming in the canal
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The thought of women holding hockey sticks is too much for Pakistani men to take
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Female cricketers prevented by Hudood ordinance from rubbing the ball
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Shuttlecocks are meant for wearing, not playing with
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If women played sports, they would lose hymen which would lead to honour killings
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They might realise that they can beat men