- You have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s inside.
- You’re aware that computers are actually only good for playing games.
- You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your car tires.
- You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.
- You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
- Your IQ is lower than your weight.
- You stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE.
- You can remember seven computer passwords but not your anniversary.
- Your wife hasn’t got the foggiest idea what you do at work.
- You introduce your wife as [email protected].