Top ten ways to look like a CNN reporter

  1. Pretend to be in grave danger while reporting from the roof of the Marriott, Islamabad

  2. Never learn how to pronounce “Pakistan”

  3. Get a US marine escort to help you do your groceries

  4. Bond with the locals by hanging out at Muddy’s Cafe

  5. Carry big black cameras with CNN stickers pasted all over them

  6. Always wear a safari jacket (esp. when in big cities)

  7. Wear a CNN t-shirt

  8. Wear a CNN hat

  9. Wear CNN underwear

  10. Hunt for the biggest lunatics to put on air

LOL…now that was funny!

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Ha ha ha…that Jacket Thingy reminds me of Peter Arnet(te). The best of the best.
“This is Peter Arnet reporting - CNN International.” I really miss him

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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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[This message has been edited by Ali_R (edited October 07, 2001).]

Pukka Desi Boy,
Imazine for a moment you are an American white and doing war reporting for CNN from Kandahar with American jets pounding bombs all over the place... have you started pissing in your pants already ???

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