Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear In Surgery

10 Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
9 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
8 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
7 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
6 Hand me that…uh…that uh…thingie
5 Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
4 “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”
3 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
2 "Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Hell, he’s got two of’em

And the Number 1 thing you don’t wanna hear in the surgery

1 What do you mean “You want a divorce?”

lol

lol :hehe:

Goody :D

i posted em a while ago

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i forgot to read it when u posted it.
nice

^ lol

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