Top ten signs you are Iranian F.O.B.-Dont Miss

FYI · June 3, 2001, 8:24am

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Top Ten Signs you are an Iranian F.O.B.

You land in your new country with the attitude that they owe you something.
You keep complaining about your new land and reminiscing how good you had it in iran where your dad was an oil tycoon/you were descendant of royal family/ your mansion was up town.
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You wear clown make-up and tease and streak your hair enough to make a Jersey girl proud.
Your cologne precedes you into the room/car.

You are the first one in line every week at the local iranian cabaret/disco.
You ogle the girls like a kid at a candy store.
You bring your family of 11 to the Andy concert including 1 screaming baby, 2 whiny toddlers, 1 sulky teen-age son with a mustache who will get into a knife-fight before the end of the night, 1 teen-age daughter whose skirts are getting shorter every day and who will get at least three phone numbers before the end of the night, 1 unmarried torshideh daughter and 1 unmarried torshideh sister-in-law who will get no phone numbers, 1 even more f.o.b. visiting male mustachioed cousin, and 1 grandmother in roussari who has brought along plastic bags full of pessteh and tokhmeh for the family to consume for the night.
You are the only kid at school who brings KooKoo in their lunchbag.
And the number one sign you are an Iranian F.O.B.:
You wear white socks with black shoes!!!
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