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[li]Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.
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[li]Instead of an air bag, there’s a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
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[li]You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14-year-old on a moped.
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[li]15 minute JiffyLube needs to keep your car for 3 days.
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[li]When you gas up, the attendant asks, **“Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?” **
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[li]Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal **“The Club.” **
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[li]While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.
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[li]For the last five years, you’ve had to settle for making “vroom, vroom” noises while in the driveway.
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[li]You keep losing dates on left turns.
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[li] Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups.
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